21 Unmistakable Signs Your Dog is Obsessed With You

THE FUNNIEST DOG BOOK YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED — UNTIL NOWDogs don’t just love you. They watch you, follow you, wait for you, and organize their entire day around where you are and what you might do next. This book blends laugh-out-loud humor with genuine insight into why your dog acts as if being near you is not a preference but a full-time commitment.21 Unmistakable Signs Your Dog Is Obsessed With You is the funny dog gift book that finally puts a name to what you’ve already noticed: your dog isn’t just affectionate. You are the center of its known world.Inside, you’ll recognize yourself if you’ve ever:– Turned around and found your dog already there– Lost your seat the second you stood up– Been followed from room to room for no obvious reason– Realized your dog has absolutely no interest in being anywhere you are notPerfect For:– Dog lovers who know their dog is a little too devoted– Friends and family looking for a genuinely funny dog gift– Pet owners searching for dog books for adults that feel a little too accurate– Anyone who has started to suspect this is more than simple affectionFunny, sharp, and uncomfortably familiar, this dog lover gift book captures the absurd reality of life with a dog that never quite switches off.Because your dog is not trying to get something from you. It just has not seriously considered a life that does not include you.Part of the Shameless Housemates Series — pair it with 21 Shameless Signs Your Dog Is Emotionally Blackmailing You and the cat titles for those who know being followed into the bathroom was only the beginning. BONUS FOR READERSIncludes complimentary access to The Official Dog Obsession Assessment™ (also available on Amazon), the Institute's official evaluation system for determining whether your dog merely loves you or has built an entire emotional civilization around your continued existence. Read more